Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.