Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.