Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.