Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking