Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."