Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

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What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.