Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise