Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is life like for a wood worm ?

Boring !

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.