Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life