Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.