Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.