Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."