Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.