What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound