Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What is Spider-Man's favorite rice?

Uncle Bens!

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

Ba Dum Tsss Jokes More Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*