Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

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What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Ba Dum Tsss Jokes More Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*