Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.