Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

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What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.