Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.