Spider Man Jokes

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

What is Spider-Man's favorite rice?

Uncle Bens!

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.