How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

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How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

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