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Their miscarriage
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
A Sioux Flay
sigh* Parenting is hard.
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)
A: If they dropped them they'd break
Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.