How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.