Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
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100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)
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They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
