What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)