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The Olympigs!
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
They are both in bread.
Because it's in-bread.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.