What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.