What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

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How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)