What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

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What does a feminist doorbell say?

Stop-oppressing-me

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.