What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.