What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

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What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.