What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

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A polite bulb.

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My zipper.

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Do you speak Mandarin

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An erection.

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.