What did the priest announce before he ...

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.