What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

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What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

Announce Jokes More Announce Jokes

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.