Speak now or forever hold your pee!"
Because they won't hold a public erection.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Catonese
Kick the alter boy in the chin
A brother
She peed her pants (read out loud)
Urine big trouble...
He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one
