What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

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What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels