What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

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What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels