What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

House Jokes More House Jokes

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Dirty Dish Jokes More Dirty Dish Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

Fold Jokes More Fold Jokes

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute?

Whoreigami