What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What do you call a chubby girl that's high?

A baked potato.