What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!

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What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome?

A baked potato.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato