Potato Jokes

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Potato Jokes

What did the knife say to the potato?

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

What do you call a potato in space?

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

What Does Potato Do?

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why is Latvian cross road?

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

What's an Irish seven course meal?

What do you call a dad without jeans?

Why Latvian man did cross road?

How did you find your steak sir?

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

What do you call a potato with one oar?

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

What did the potato name his son?

What did the potato ask the cow?

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

How did you find the steak, sir?

What do you call a potato that's high?

What's the only disease a potato can get?

What did the potato say to his lover?

What did the barber say to the Potato?

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

How did the potato get back from the party?

How much do the potatoes cost?

Where is potatoes?

What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

What do you call a mean Potato?

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Why do dentists like potatoes?

How does Al Gore spell potato?

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

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