Now I've got to cut you.
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A baked potato
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.
culosis.
Spudnik
A prestidigitator tot!
Your Mother.
A spec-tator!
Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips
An amputater
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Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Because it was baked.
A Dictator
Is dark. Bulb is potato.
Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.
Not knowing how to use a coathanger...
Potato!
They're both duct-taters (sorry)
A friar? A chip monk?
An inner tuber.
A six pack and a potato
A potato.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
Jacket Chan
A six-pack and a potato
A 6 pack and a potato.
A row-tater.
It's are all red and glossy.
A 6-pack and a potato.
Chip. Sorry.
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Anything you want, He can't hear you!
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)
tuber-culosis
You have amazing eyes.
You've got eyes on the back of your head!"
Because there are eyes everywhere!
No potatoes.
Idaho
A Hesi-tater
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
Time
Anyone can mash potatoes
Because they find me more appealing.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.
It booked a Tuber.
How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
This winter is very cold. Family is starve.
Potatoes
Because he was a potato!
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
Moussaka
With Google chromosome+
A Youtuber
A Dictator.
Both are red,except from the potato.
Because they are so filling.
A: T-A-T-E-R.
None
A dictator.
Signing the legal guardian paperwork
Cliff
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Terrible at CC
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.
Oinkment.
A carpet.
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Not being retarded
Not being