A six-pack and a potato
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Because seven ate nine.
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Potato!
The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
Counterfitz
One less drunk.
A six pack and a potato