What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Oar Jokes More Oar Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.