What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

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What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !