What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

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What do you call a potato that's high?

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How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

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What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !