Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

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10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.