Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.