Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."