Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.