Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!