Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar