Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

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Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".