Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.