What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice