What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!