What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

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What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "