What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!