What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!