What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

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What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force