What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding