What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong