How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding