How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone?

A slanted-iPhone

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

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What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs?

A condescending condescending!

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted