They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
Natural selection.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."
He de-deuces.
De fishes
They're both crushed-asians
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
A bannister always pays his deafs.
A condescending con descending.
Because its just wong
None. He "fell".
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
Mr. Do Ping
They throw silverware down the stairs.
They throw silverware on the ground!
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Sum ting wong
