Ping Jokes

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Ping Pong Jokes More Ping Pong Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.