Ping Jokes

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

Ping Pong Jokes More Ping Pong Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Where do you find a kid with no legs?

Right where you left him

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How do you make an Asian Blind?

you put a windshield in front of them

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong