What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps