What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach