What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.