What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.