Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What material is Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim.