What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw