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Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.