What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.