What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.