Nah, I'm-a stay.
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.
Two testicles.
It swept with his girlfriend :P
I just need some bread
I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.
Burning ham!
The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks
Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"
Nah. I'ma stay.