Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.