Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.