Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.