Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing