Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.