Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.