What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

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What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.