What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

Accomplish Jokes More Accomplish Jokes

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.