What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Accomplish Jokes More Accomplish Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!