What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head