What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

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Why don't I have a record deal?

Then I take them out and I know why.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.