What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

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Because seven eight nine!

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my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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With a shoe horn.

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Guesu

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Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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She was feeling Sleepy.

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Snow White's cherry

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Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

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A stroke of genius!

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She became a sleeper agent

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD