What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

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I woke up exhausted!

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Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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He always came on time.

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.