Prince Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince?

A bad heir day.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball?

Grgggll

What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic?

Peter Dinklige