Snow White Jokes

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

What's red and has 7 dents?

Snow White's cherry

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

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What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.

What's pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow white's hymen

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out"

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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What do you call a Canadian rap group?

Poutine Clan

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh