Snow White Jokes

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

What's red and has 7 dents?

Snow White's cherry

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

What is pink and has seven dents in it?

Snow White's virginity.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

Little People Jokes More Little People Jokes

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.