What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."