What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.