What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

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Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

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Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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Snout about!

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen