What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"