What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

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What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)