What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)