What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

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What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!