How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

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What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!