A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
You cant count them when its dark
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.
He thought it was such Bolshevik.
Brazilians
The Milky Hue.
Because people are dying to get in.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
By looking over your shoulder.
This joke
Try to get a long well.
Because he was shellfish.
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
Cheer-Rios