A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
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19 . Got a problem with that?
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.
Because he screwed up the delivery...
A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.
Because people might think you have a stutter.
A Brazilian.
Because they all pull out.
By having people believe that you've won an election.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
They don't get better with age
Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.
Because they're shellfish
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
None of the North Korean athletes defected.
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.