How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios