How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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So we can think about a solution in silence

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A Brazilian.

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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Because they own none chucks.

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That people exaggerate.

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Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

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ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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It was I, **RIO**!!!

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None of the North Korean athletes defected.