A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
While I stroked his thigh with a knife.
Zikachu.
Brazilian soccer players.
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
Colin.
A funny bunny
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Testicles.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
It was I, **RIO**!!!
