How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.