Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.