Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.