Because only the Sith deal in absolut
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Because he spiked his drink
Adobe Wan Kenobi
Because attachments are forbidden.
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.
The Sithsonian.
At the Darth Mall
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Only a Sith deals in Absolut.