Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

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What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut