Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why do Irishmen drink all the time?

You would too if you were a ginger

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.