Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.