Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

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Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

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Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut