Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Where do the Sith go shopping?

The Darth Mall.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.