Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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Big Voss.

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The Forceskin.

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A dead Jedi" I replied

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut