What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...