What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly