What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.