What kind of tea does a house drink?

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.