What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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The train got windows

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

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What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.