What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)