What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

England Jokes More England Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer