What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Reality

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I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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Ones in a cup

Why did the cup fall over?

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.