What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

England Jokes More England Jokes

How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Teabag Jokes More Teabag Jokes

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer