What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.