Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.