Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

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What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.