Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup