Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Saucer Jokes More Saucer Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.